Yeah, it's my way, on the old space highway. That's why they all say, "There goes Astronaut Jones!"
Astronaut Jones: This is Astronaut Jones. I'm on the planet Porpula. There seems to be no one around. Over. I'll keep looking. Over. Maybe there's.. danger.
Announcer: "Astronaut Jones." Tonight's episode: Episode 16, The Creature From Porpula.
Astronaut Jones: [into walkie-talkie] Hello, Earth? I think I hear someone coming. I'm going to make contact. Over and out, Earth. Bye.
Female Alien: Earthling, my name is Krugella.
Astronaut Jones: Uh-huh.
Female Alien: I'm the Queen of Perillians.
Astronaut Jones: Right.
Female Alien: A proud and peace-loving race.
Astronaut Jones: Right.
Female Alien: My people have been awaiting your arrival for some time now.
Astronaut Jones: Stay word.
Female Alien: We're in desperate need of your help.
Astronaut Jones: Dig it.
Female Alien: The Galaxians have seized our cities and plundered our riches.
Astronaut Jones: What?
Female Alien: They will stop at nothing until our whole civilization is...
Astronaut Jones: Mmm-hmm.
Female Alien: ...blotted from the universe.
Astronaut Jones: Say what.
Female Alien: You're our only hope.
Astronaut Jones: Right.
Female Alien: You must help us...
Astronaut Jones: Dig.
Female Alien: ...or we will surely perish.
Astronaut Jones: Mmm-hmm.
Female Alien: What do you say?
Astronaut Jones: Right.
Female Alien: What do you say to that, Great One?
Astronaut Jones: Well, why don't you drop out of that green jumpsuit and show me that fat ass!
6 comments:
Those are some sweet green space titties.
Something like Earth Girls are Easy?
Sadly, no. I don't think you'll be seeing any films featuring Julee Brown on SMT, at least not from me.
Notice it says it's a comedy sketch...
Astronaut Jones. I didn't even see the Sketch Comedy part.
YES! A great triumphant for the Balls.
Yeah, it's my way,
on the old space highway.
That's why they all say,
"There goes Astronaut Jones!"
Astronaut Jones: This is Astronaut Jones. I'm on the planet Porpula. There seems to be no one around. Over. I'll keep looking. Over. Maybe there's.. danger.
Announcer: "Astronaut Jones." Tonight's episode: Episode 16, The Creature From Porpula.
Astronaut Jones: [into walkie-talkie] Hello, Earth? I think I hear someone coming. I'm going to make contact. Over and out, Earth. Bye.
Female Alien: Earthling, my name is Krugella.
Astronaut Jones: Uh-huh.
Female Alien: I'm the Queen of Perillians.
Astronaut Jones: Right.
Female Alien: A proud and peace-loving race.
Astronaut Jones: Right.
Female Alien: My people have been awaiting your arrival for some time now.
Astronaut Jones: Stay word.
Female Alien: We're in desperate need of your help.
Astronaut Jones: Dig it.
Female Alien: The Galaxians have seized our cities and plundered our riches.
Astronaut Jones: What?
Female Alien: They will stop at nothing until our whole civilization is...
Astronaut Jones: Mmm-hmm.
Female Alien: ...blotted from the universe.
Astronaut Jones: Say what.
Female Alien: You're our only hope.
Astronaut Jones: Right.
Female Alien: You must help us...
Astronaut Jones: Dig.
Female Alien: ...or we will surely perish.
Astronaut Jones: Mmm-hmm.
Female Alien: What do you say?
Astronaut Jones: Right.
Female Alien: What do you say to that, Great One?
Astronaut Jones: Well, why don't you drop out of that green jumpsuit and show me that fat ass!
This one's got me beat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCw4X530bSE&NR=1
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