Friday, November 14, 2008

#64: Name That Sketch Comedy!



Updated for greater accuracy.

6 comments:

Full Tang said...

Those are some sweet green space titties.

The Balls said...

Something like Earth Girls are Easy?

Big Jilm said...

Sadly, no. I don't think you'll be seeing any films featuring Julee Brown on SMT, at least not from me.

Notice it says it's a comedy sketch...

The Balls said...

Astronaut Jones. I didn't even see the Sketch Comedy part.

Big Jilm said...

YES! A great triumphant for the Balls.

Yeah, it's my way,
on the old space highway.
That's why they all say,
"There goes Astronaut Jones!"


Astronaut Jones: This is Astronaut Jones. I'm on the planet Porpula. There seems to be no one around. Over. I'll keep looking. Over. Maybe there's.. danger.

Announcer: "Astronaut Jones." Tonight's episode: Episode 16, The Creature From Porpula.

Astronaut Jones: [into walkie-talkie] Hello, Earth? I think I hear someone coming. I'm going to make contact. Over and out, Earth. Bye.

Female Alien: Earthling, my name is Krugella.

Astronaut Jones: Uh-huh.

Female Alien: I'm the Queen of Perillians.

Astronaut Jones: Right.

Female Alien: A proud and peace-loving race.

Astronaut Jones: Right.

Female Alien: My people have been awaiting your arrival for some time now.

Astronaut Jones: Stay word.

Female Alien: We're in desperate need of your help.

Astronaut Jones: Dig it.

Female Alien: The Galaxians have seized our cities and plundered our riches.

Astronaut Jones: What?

Female Alien: They will stop at nothing until our whole civilization is...

Astronaut Jones: Mmm-hmm.

Female Alien: ...blotted from the universe.

Astronaut Jones: Say what.

Female Alien: You're our only hope.

Astronaut Jones: Right.

Female Alien: You must help us...

Astronaut Jones: Dig.

Female Alien: ...or we will surely perish.

Astronaut Jones: Mmm-hmm.

Female Alien: What do you say?

Astronaut Jones: Right.

Female Alien: What do you say to that, Great One?

Astronaut Jones: Well, why don't you drop out of that green jumpsuit and show me that fat ass!

Big Jilm said...

This one's got me beat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCw4X530bSE&NR=1

 
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